Mai Tai

  1. Follow the rules of the latest minimum hour work week, crossing every t and dotting every i.
  2. Push the elements of your life into the petri dish of exactitude.
  3. Head down, sweat it out while Time etches each moment into the day.
  4. Tick off the seconds as you reach for the ever-possible beach-dwelling, thong-wearing, Mai Tai-sipping existence promised by cyber-charlatans and wanna-be-influencers.
  5. Replace God with the idol of the Perfect Work/ Life Balance, convince yourself that your little world, distilled to the minute, will keep you from falling apart.
  6. Rinse and repeat while the Owl watches us from afar, wondering how our new life is serving us?

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